( 2025 open post )

[bandakar]

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[exacerbate]

Maybe once I'm done up here. You don't want a quitter hanging around do you?
Now if you WANT me to come home, I can visit~♥

[sirenaic]

I would be most honored if The Great and Amazing Sivan graced me once more with his presence.

[exacerbate]

YOU HEARD???????? It means a lot that you're addressing me by my real title!
How could I possibly refuse now??

[sirenaic]

I have ears everywhere, my pretty. How else would I keep track of my legions and their accomplishments?

[exacerbate]

That doesn't necessarily mean you're keeping tabs on things like that!
Even though it IS an incredibly important piece of Sivan Lore. Which means it absolutely makes sense that you'd know that. Forget the first thing I said!

[sirenaic]

Forget what?

[exacerbate]

See now this is exactly why The Great and Amazing Sivan will grace you with his presence!

[sirenaic]

So, can The Great and Amazing Sivan spare time for coffee tomorrow?

[exacerbate]

Get me one of those swirly strawberries and cream drink from Starbucks and you've got yourself a deal. THANKYOULOVEYOUKISSES~♥♥

[sirenaic]

Consider it done.
Are you sure you should be trying to me deals with me?

[exacerbate]

This ain't my first rodeo, Stanny!

[sirenaic]

No, no it's not. You're a pro.

[exacerbate]

You bet your hot ass I am~

[sirenaic]

Don't I know it. You're not the Great and Amazing Sivan for nothing.

[exacerbate]

I do so love the sound of that~ Or the look of it. Same thing.
Ok so I have a knitting class at noon tomorrow [ no he didn't do this because of eli (yes he did). this was entirely his own decision ] which means I'm not free until 1. Coffee and much tastier strawberry drink after that~??

[sirenaic]

(( no judgment from lucifer. they're old. they have to find something to keep themselves occupied in between tempting and tormenting humans. ))

1:30 then?

[exacerbate]

[ if sivan could fill more of his time with tempting and tormenting humans, he absolutely would. but he can't. he has to be smart about it and torment humans in moderation lest some pesky hunter catch on and come after him ]

1:30 is perfect! Then you can hear firsthand about all the fun I've been having up here~

[ oh he knows that lucifer would be well acquainted with his various misdeeds already, but that doesn't meant he can't talk about them too ]

[sirenaic]

(( any pesky hunter or one in particular? ))

I'm intrigued by this knitting.

[exacerbate]

[ both! one pesky hunter in particular, but it does extend to other hunters as well. if he gets anyone's attention before he's ready, he'd prefer it be that one pesky hunter. the other would just get in the way! ]

Would you believe that I only got frustrated, gave up, and swore I'd never touch a pair of knitting needles again (except maybe to stab someone with them) 37 times?? [ no exaggeration. he actually kept count ]

I made a sock. You want it? I can bring it for you tomorrow.

[sirenaic]

I'll take your sock. On the condition that you promise to make me another.

[exacerbate]

I'll make you another sock. Scout's honour!

[ now, he's never been a scout, but someone he's been at some point probably was, right? ]

[sirenaic]

I'll treasure them as my own children.

[exacerbate]

Specifically like your favourite children, right?? Not like children who you might be not so secretly ashamed of?

You know, the kind of children that come from a hook up with someone you think is a total 10 the night before but then you see her again in the harsh light of day and she's actually a -6 but whatever because you'll never see her again, no one has to know that you fucked a a swamp monster. But then 9 months later, Shrek comes knocking on your door holding a baby that looks like a potato that's been out in the sun for 4 years and you remember what you did and you throw up in your mouth a little because now you're connected to The Thing for life now even if you never see her again after this. Which you don't, because you're someone who has eyes.

But you still always kept one eye on the creepy little cave troll. But then they don't even have the decency to at least be smart. Zero redeeming qualities! Which makes the shame of your genetics being a part of that little science experiment gone wrong really set in.

Don't treat my socks like THOSE children.

[sirenaic]

(( Very specific story, bro. You speaking from experience? ))

Even that child is a treasure to me. We are each valuable in our own unique ways.

[exacerbate]

[ look he's done some things while in human bodies that he's not proud of. he doesn't remember if that's one of them but it might be. and that possibility keeps him awake at night. there might be a stupid potato out in the world because of him! ]

You're a better man that I, Stanny! Personally I don't think they'd even be valuable as a murder victim but that's just the difference between you and me!