( 2025 open post )

[bandakar]

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[immoralist]

Yesung, you old bore! Half the fun is TRYING.

[perfectpredator]

It will have to be the entire fun, because you won't get past 'try'.

[immoralist]

You act like I'm going to do something bad to him!

[perfectpredator]

I know you wouldn't do anything bad to him.

[immoralist]

So there's absolutely no reason to keep us apart!

[perfectpredator]

There is a reason and it's because I said no. That's all the reason necessary.

[immoralist]

That's a silly and wholly unsatisfying reason.

[perfectpredator]

I don't exist to satisfy you.

[immoralist]

Maybe not NOW. But once upon a time, before our divorce.
And now you've gone and had a baby without me!

[perfectpredator]

'Once upon a time' nothing. Your continued satisfaction has never been my purpose. [ his happiness yes, once upon a time, but that's not specifically what they're talking about ] Another in the list of reasons we were doomed to fail.

'Without you' was a key point in my decision to bring up a young vampire.

[ that's not true. it didn't actually factor in at all ]

[immoralist]

YOU are a silly and wholly unsatisfying person these nights. Did I take all the fun in our divorce?

[perfectpredator]

The young one thinks I'm plenty fun. I would insist that you ask him yourself but that would require allowing you to speak with him.
I suppose you'll simply have to take my word for it.

[immoralist]

Of course he does. He hasn't had the experience of knowing you for more than a minute.

[perfectpredator]

If you really do believe so differently than him, maybe it's for the best that you remove me from your life entirely.
I wouldn't want to bore you.

[immoralist]

Don't misunderstand! All I'm saying is he's YOUNG. His sense of what's fun and what isn't hasn't yet had the chance to mature. Everything new and exciting is fun when you're young!

[perfectpredator]

Don't misunderstand! I know what you meant but I'm simply looking for any reason for you to leave me alone.

[immoralist]

Very rude of you to say. However, you know that's not going to happen. It COULD if you make an introduction.
No promises.

[perfectpredator]

He has nothing to do with you. There's no reason for an introduction to be made.

[ and he already knows (well, is relatively certain) that peter wouldn't leave him alone just because he finally introduced him to kun-woo. besides, he's not enough of a monster to throw kun-woo to the wolves to save himself ]

[immoralist]

Is it because he's my replacement?
OH!!! Are you in love with him?!?!

[perfectpredator]

You're being ridiculous.

[immoralist]

How do you mean?
He's petite. Dark-haired. Bubbly, social disposition. Cute. Definitely a replacement for me.

[perfectpredator]

He's hardly a replacement for you but believe as you wish.

[immoralist]

I shall, thank you~!

[perfectpredator]

Now that that's settled, be a dear and lose this number so I don't have to change it again so soon.

[immoralist]

I could never!

(( He has every number Yesung's ever used since the advent of phones stored in his mobile. They're organized like:

Yesung — 1928, Toronto
Yesung — 1956, London
Yesung — 1983, LA

All very neat and tidy.))