Jaeseok lets his arm slip from around Kun-woo's shoulders and steps out in front of him, taking his best friend's face in his hands. "Kun-woo, babe, I don't know how to tell you this but vampires often attack and kill people. Pretty sure that disqualifies them from being law-abiding citizens. No matter how much time they spend at the DMV, or how up to date on their taxes they are." Though keeping everything on the up and up would keep them from being looked at too closely. It would allow them to fly under the radar for the most part so they can maintain their diet without too much issue.

Okay, it makes sense. Obey the laws that make their lives easier.

Releasing his friend's face, Jaeseok lays his hands on Kun-woo's shoulders instead. "Okay which one is he? Your fake law-abiding vampire lover, point him out to me."