Specifically like your favourite children, right?? Not like children who you might be not so secretly ashamed of?
You know, the kind of children that come from a hook up with someone you think is a total 10 the night before but then you see her again in the harsh light of day and she's actually a -6 but whatever because you'll never see her again, no one has to know that you fucked a a swamp monster. But then 9 months later, Shrek comes knocking on your door holding a baby that looks like a potato that's been out in the sun for 4 years and you remember what you did and you throw up in your mouth a little because now you're connected to The Thing for life now even if you never see her again after this. Which you don't, because you're someone who has eyes.
But you still always kept one eye on the creepy little cave troll. But then they don't even have the decency to at least be smart. Zero redeeming qualities! Which makes the shame of your genetics being a part of that little science experiment gone wrong really set in.
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You know, the kind of children that come from a hook up with someone you think is a total 10 the night before but then you see her again in the harsh light of day and she's actually a -6 but whatever because you'll never see her again, no one has to know that you fucked a a swamp monster. But then 9 months later, Shrek comes knocking on your door holding a baby that looks like a potato that's been out in the sun for 4 years and you remember what you did and you throw up in your mouth a little because now you're connected to The Thing for life now even if you never see her again after this. Which you don't, because you're someone who has eyes.
But you still always kept one eye on the creepy little cave troll. But then they don't even have the decency to at least be smart. Zero redeeming qualities! Which makes the shame of your genetics being a part of that little science experiment gone wrong really set in.
Don't treat my socks like THOSE children.